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Percy Dovetonsils
Percy Dovetonsils is a fictional character created by comedian Ernie Kovacs. He was a bizarrely effeminate "artiste" with weirdly slicked hair, thick eyeglasses, and a zebra-patterned smoking jacket. He would read his corny or silly poems while sipping from a martini glass and smoking a cigarette holder. He was also a talented pianist and detective.